Quiet quitting, but make it scented.
This candle is for every spreadsheet survivor and meeting mute-button ninja. With the quote “Smells like freedom, in HR-approved form,” it’s your perfectly passive-aggressive reminder that you could leave it all behind... but you're polite enough not to.

Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden with 100% Swedish soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils. Comes in a sleek amber jar with a matching lid and a minimalist label that says everything your Slack status can’t.

Scents for the escape you daydream about:
– Linen – Crisp like your “fresh start” fantasies
– Vanilla Fudge – Sweet comfort between emails
– Lemon Elderflower – Zesty optimism with PTO vibes
– White Musk – Soft and definitely not replying to that email
– Coffee – Strong enough to carry your team
– Jasmine – Pretty enough to ignore HR emails
– Lavender – Calm... until Q4
– Vanilla – Safe, smooth, resume-ready
– Candycane – Cool, sharp, and low-key rebellious
– Herbal – Grounded with just a hint of “I’m done”

Product Details:
– Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden
– 100% soy wax (Swedish origin)
– Approx. 150 g / 5.3 oz
– Burn time: ~35 hours
– Phthalate-free fragrance oils
– Amber glass jar (6.5 cm wide, 8.2 cm high)
– Lid included
– Label quote: “Smells like freedom, in HR-approved form”

Smells like boundaries. Feels like an out-of-office reply.