For when life gives you drama and questionable choices.
This candle says it like it is: “Because crying in the shower wasn’t enough.” The perfect gift for your emotionally unstable bestie, your mentally exhausted self, or anyone who’s been through... well, life.

Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden, with 100% locally sourced soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils, this candle brings comforting vibes and a wink of sarcasm. Choose from ten signature scents – each one stronger than your will to stay away from red flags.

Available Scents:
– Linen – Fresh and clean, like pretending everything’s fine
– Vanilla Fudge – Sweet, soft, and emotionally complex
– Lemon Elderflower – Light, bright, and bitter (like your last ex)
– White Musk – Delicate and numb
– Coffee – Deep, dark, and wired
– Jasmine – Floral and romantic (poor choice, but we get it)
– Lavender – Calm down, queen
– Vanilla – Classic comfort and denial
– Candycane – Sweet mint to cover salty tears
– Herbal – Nature’s version of “you got this”

Product Details:
– Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden
– 100% soy wax (Swedish origin)
– Approx. 150 g / 5.3 oz
– Burn time: ~35 hours
– Phthalate-free fragrance oils
– Amber glass jar (6.5 cm wide, 8.2 cm high)
– Lid included
– Minimalist label with quote:
“Because crying in the shower wasn’t enough”

Self-care never smelled this emotionally unstable.