A self-care moment... with questionable patterns.
This candle says what your friends already know: “Just me, my candle, and terrible taste in men.” Whether you’re single by choice or by emotional chaos, this one brings scent, honesty, and a touch of therapy to your space.

Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden using 100% Swedish soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils, it’s housed in a sleek amber jar with matching lid and clean label. Equal parts relatable and relaxing – this is your candle, your truth, your vibe.

Scents to distract you from his last text:
– Linen – Fresh start, again
– Vanilla Fudge – Sweet, soft, and slightly desperate
– Lemon Elderflower – Zesty and ready to block him
– White Musk – Delicate, low-maintenance (unlike him)
– Coffee – Bold, bitter, and dependable
– Jasmine – Romantic and delusional
– Lavender – Calming, like your therapist's advice
– Vanilla – Safe, classic, won’t ghost you
– Candycane – Cool, sharp, over it
– Herbal – Grounded and not texting back

Product Details:
– Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden
– 100% soy wax (Swedish origin)
– Approx. 150 g / 5.3 oz
– Burn time: ~35 hours
– Phthalate-free fragrance oils
– Amber glass jar (6.5 cm wide, 8.2 cm high)
– Lid included
– Label quote: “Just me, my candle, and terrible taste in men”

Because you might not choose better...
but at least you smell better.