A little motivation. A little burnout. A lot of scent.
This candle is for the overachievers, job hunters, side hustlers, and anyone who’s ever drafted a humblebrag 3 times before hitting “post.” Featuring the quote “Because LinkedIn won’t post itself,” it’s the ultimate corporate survival gift with a wink.

Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden, with 100% Swedish soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils, this candle delivers professional-grade aromatherapy in a dark amber glass jar. Scented stress relief for your next Zoom call, coffee break, or career crisis.

Available Scents:
– Linen – Clean and focused, like freshly ironed shirts
– Vanilla Fudge – Sweet success in wax form
– Lemon Elderflower – Bright and zesty with a LinkedIn smile
– White Musk – Soft and serious
– Coffee – Caffeine vibes, no cup required
– Jasmine – Elegant and quietly ambitious
– Lavender – Calm under (email) pressure
– Vanilla – Classic, smooth, like your resume
– Candycane – Minty-fresh confidence boost
– Herbal – Grounding and green, like a productive forest walk

Product Details:
– Hand-poured in Gränna, Sweden
– 100% soy wax (Swedish origin)
– Approx. 150 g / 5.3 oz
– Burn time: ~35 hours
– Phthalate-free fragrance oils
– Amber glass jar (6.5 cm wide, 8.2 cm high)
– Lid included
– Label text:
“Because LinkedIn won’t post itself”

Perfect for workaholics, freelancers, and future CEOs in need of a scent-driven reality check.